1. Your name? Joshua
2. Your age? 29
3. One of your friends? Louis
4. What should you be doing​? Break
a break?!?!?! WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY????!!1111
5. A color? Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
6. Hometown? Groton
"Groton" refers to a number of small towns in the New England area, but more importantly, it's best known association is with the Groton School of Groton, MA.
Groton School is an elite institution that everyone that currently goes to Andover, Exeter, St. Paul's, and etc. got rejected from. Its small class size and world-renown teachers afford Grotonians with an unparalleled education, preparing them for the "active work of life," defined as making billions of dollars, running the US government, or simply being "sick at life."
Because Groton is an exceptional institution, there are numerous schools that attempt to mimic Groton's stature. For example, Middlesex, upon seeing the greatness of Groton's circle, also based their campus around a circular common-green. However, Middlesex's circle has various paths running across it, making it ugly.
Groton's rival is St. Mark's School (SMS), but since SMS was ranked at the very bottom of every list comparing private schools in New England, it's not really fair to make these two disparate schools rivals. The only thing that keeps these two schools as rivals is the fact that St. Mark's students are neanderthals and thus good at traditionally brutish sports like football and hockey, but as witnessed by last year's St. Mark's/Groton Day, Groton pounded St. Mark's in the ass, also known as the football gridiron. Either way, whatever athletic ability St. Mark's School has pales in comparison with Groton's stellar SAT scores.
Groton has many distinct tradtiions. For example, feeds are provided by faculty members to Groton students as a form of snack or meal, depending on the group size; it is not a synonym for lunch/dinner as Boston Magazine erroneously claims.
Some synonyms for Groton include: sick-nasty, exceptional, one of a kind, etc.
"Dude, did you get into Groton?"
"Nah, I'm too stupid, that's why I'm here at Middlesex"
"Hey, how many people from our school got into Harvard, Yale, and Princeton?"
"No idea, but probably a lot fewer than Groton..." - A conversation between two Andover students.
7. Month of your birthday? August
The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!
I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!
8. Last person you talked to? Chris
a douche bag homo that sits in his room all day beating off to cartoon porn and playing video games
Dude, Chris is such a homo.
9. Your nickname? Sho'Nuff
the meanest baddest mofo lowdown around town
when i say whos the masta, you say SHO'NUFF
10. Something that's annoying you right​ now? Work
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
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